The other week I was in the grocery store with a client and we were looking at this bag of almonds – I think it was a medium sized bag – maybe 1 or 2 pounds at the most. I looked to see what the prices was – because it was no-name brand I assumed it would be cheap – but it was something astronomical like $30! I loudly said “THAT’S NUTS!” and then proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes at how funny my unexpected pun was.
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